Words Of Wisdom or Just Plain Stupidity

Everything you think about me is right. Except that I'm much worse.

ridiculous!? Everyone is ridiculous. It is only when we admit our own ridiculousness that a person will try to be less ridiculous.

Sometimes my vocation gets in the way of me doing my job.

If you are so sure you are doing everything right, why are you so miserable?

I like being pissed off, it causes me to think up clever things to say.

Bumper stickers aren't funny. (at least that is what the bumper sticker on my car says)